Gazing out my window, midnight comes and goes
Yet still there sits the police officer on his motorcycle
Unmoving, unblinking, unthinking
A Duplo man.

I hear Kansas.
a guitar solo...
A mighty axe, all alone

Foam novelty shoes make complement my ponderings
How to kill that immortal beast...to end its eternal threat...

The greatest minds of the day say it cannot be done.
Yet middle school kids do it constantly.
How to stop it?  How to kill it?
That's what I need to know!

Wind.
"I've still got my soul"
"Ha! Got yer nose!"

I know it can be done.
I shall stop its horrible journey
The end is nigh

I grab my wooden sword, like a true lost boy, and dive in.
Swinging wildly against the unseen foe, progress is made.
Yet it still goes on forever...

I am sidetracked.

Bowie then joins the fray, with powers beyond those of man
A victory seems at hand.
The Minmei Plan has worked again
Song has won the battle where swords could not

I check the clock to make sure
1:04 AM, Yes.
It is done.
I have killed it.

Time